Convinced Greg to do my makeup. He is right-handed, so I got to sit on the left, and discovered after filming that profile is decidedly not a flattering angle for me – at least not when I’m sitting on the couch and slouching over. But fuck it, it’s reality: I have that oddly hooked nose (Graeco-Roman? I believe I read somewhere, on a treatise about noses, of all things, that it was one or the other, but I can’t remember which now. And whatever “noble line” my nose is supposed to have, I’m not really a fan of its shape. It gets the job done, though, so no real complaints.); I have a wattle; and I have that weird top vertebra hump from years and years of slouching and poor posture (and probably also genetics, since my mom and her mom had it, too – but poor posture ain’t helping). BUT FUCK IT. It is who I am (as well as that magnificent rack, if I do say so myself, and I do), and I got Greg to put makeup on me, and it’s funny. So, for your viewing enjoyment:
Pictures and stuff below the cut.
-Too Faced Leopard Love: Peach Leopard
-Rimmel Lasting Finish by Kate Lipstick in 01
-Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Eye Pencil in Zero
-Wet n Wild Color Icon eyeshadow in Lagoon
-Maybelline Precise Master by Eyestudio in Black
-CoverGirl & Olay Simply Ageless Eye Concealer in Light/Medium