Sent at 2:15 PM on Tuesday
I NEED A BLACK KITTEN
I NEED ONE
LOOK AT THAT WOODGIE EVIL LITTLE FACE
This is what my husband lives with, like, EVERY DAY.
(“Woodgie” is Kathy-nese for “so fucking goddamn adorable I can’t even use a real word, nor speak like an adult, I’ve been reduced to ridiculous made-up babytalk, THAT’S how cute it is, I can’t even stand it.”)