WTF, Kathy Jacobs. Why have you not yet bought e.l.f. stuff?
Then hit her up about how she got those cheeks: e.l.f. Shimmer Stick in Pink Lemonade.
Take another five, ten minutes to just stare at those perfect cheeks, before snapping out of it and mentally adding e.l.f. Shimmer Stick in Pink Lemonade to your must-try list.
Wonder where you can actually acquire e.l.f. Hmmm.
Google them. Find them.
BOGGLE OVER THE PRICE. Is that shit for real? Glorious cheeks for a buck?!
Realize you’ve loved e.l.f. looks on other blogs/posts, too.
Use their store locator to discover e.l.f. is carried at Targets YOU’VE BEEN TO.
Proceed to tell yourself, “What the actual fuck, Kathy Jacobs.” Vow to fix this glaring oversight.